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Bull Garlington

Bull Garlington is an award winning humorist and popular speaker.


His most recent book, Death by Children, was a 2013 book of the year finalist for the Midwest Publishers Association, and 2013 Humor Book of the Year by the prestigious industry standard, ForeWard Reviews. Garlington’s features have appeared in newspapers and magazines across the nation since 1989; he won the Parenting Media Association’s Gold Award for best humor column in 2013, and the Silver Award for best humor article in 2012, and the bronze in 2010. He is co-author of the popular foodie compendium, The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats.


Bull is the founder of Creative Writer PRO, a content company focused on enterprise grade business writing and creative marketing.

Bull Garlington  in full hat mode.

Writing Samples

Sacramento Parenting

Sonoma Family Life

Tulsa Kids


Bathhouse Literary Magazine

Slab Literary Magazine

Orlando Magazine

The Orlando Weekly


The Orlando Sentinel


Catholic Digest




2016 Speaking Program

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